I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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