We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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