oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Sext me about skeletons
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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