do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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