Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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