oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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