this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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