it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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