We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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