New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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