i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
no you cant smoke seaweed
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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