Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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