Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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