it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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