Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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