I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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