With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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