Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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