i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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