You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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