This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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