normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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