ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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