Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You don't make any sense
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