Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize