i don't plan on having that self control this summer
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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