theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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