All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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