just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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