Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have demons in me.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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