glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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