Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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