she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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