I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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