Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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