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• (703): View more from Virginia

  belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads

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  i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel

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  Yeah...right...LMAO

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves

  (806): View more from Texas

  That's not technology. Doesn't count.

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• (805): View more from California

  we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over

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  Wet with either fear or sexual excitement

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  I think a mixture of both is appropriate

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?

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• (914): View more from New York

  I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Were you drinking last night?

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  Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.

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