God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.