Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.