People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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