you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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