the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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