we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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