he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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