I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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