just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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