you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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