But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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