It's Friday. Sex?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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