Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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