Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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