So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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