Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
My vagina just recognized that song.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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