Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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