White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I am available for nakedness
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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