Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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