So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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